Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Shitty undies
Poopy McPoopPants pooped in his pants. Poopy McPoopPants did a shitty little dance. During his dance Poopy McPoopPants whined and said something about ants...and pants. Poopy McPoopPants wanted another chance. What's your stance? Does Poopy McPoopPants deserve a second chance? Or is your rebuttal a series of rants filled with cants? Feel free to prance your dumb ass to France. Next time, Poopy McPoopPants will shit in your pants.
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While I enjoy the playful language in this post very much, this is a tragedy. Was Poopy McPoopPants his name before the incident? If so, his parents are awful people. He was probably so insecure that he fought with every fiber of his being to avoid the prophecy inherent in his name. However: “One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it,“ or so says Master Oogway in Kung Fu Panda. Perhaps this was the case for Poopy. Or perhaps he is an infant, in which case the offense is not nearly as big of an issue, and he definitely deserves a second chance. Either way, his parents have got to change his name, otherwise whether I believe he deserves a second chance or not is irrelevant. Every time his parents or anyone else calls him Poopy, it will be a smack in the face. He will never get over the shame, and a true second chance cannot be granted if everyone is still calling him Poopy.
ReplyDeleteWhile I see this has a horrible state of affairs, it is still undeniably funny. So is this a tragedy or a comedy? Perhaps Woody Allen can make something out of this. I guarantee it would make a better film than Melinda and Melinda.